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Why Women Should Not Take Men Shopping

26 Sep

I’ve read these from different sources before, but it never fails to make me laugh! tkmorin

Funny and Interesting Stuff People Have Sent Me

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr Fenton was like most men–he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women–she loved to browse.

One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks…

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6 Comments

Posted by on September 26, 2014 in Canadian-related Links

 

6 responses to “Why Women Should Not Take Men Shopping

  1. avwalters

    September 29, 2014 at 10:55 am

    It’s a hoot, but I can believe that it’s true. Walmart doesn’t have a sense of humor.

     
    • tkmorin

      September 29, 2014 at 11:20 am

      LOL. I just automatically laugh out loud on a few these! 🙂

       
  2. hairballexpress

    September 26, 2014 at 11:25 pm

    MOL! MOL!!! MOL!!!!!!!! OMK! LOVE IT!!!!!😸

     
    • tkmorin

      September 27, 2014 at 9:22 am

      I’m happy to return the favor, ’cause your posts always make me laugh!! <3. LOL

       
      • hairballexpress

        September 27, 2014 at 2:55 pm

        Awww, thank you human!!! You made my furry little day!!💗

         
  3. seeker

    September 26, 2014 at 9:30 pm

    Yup, it makes me smile every time I read it. Thank you, Tk.

     

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